Elegant contradiction

kegelgod:

Dont let your “friends” disrespect you. There is a big difference between joking around and habitual disrespect.

Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

You never get to the point where you think “I am the adult”, but you do get to the point where you think “I’ve dealt with this before.” The older you get, the higher and higher the percentage is of things you’ve already been through. Have you ever changed a tire? Had a flat tire? Someday, you might, and the next time it happens, you’ll know what to do, since you’ve already done it.

-My dad. I’m 24, and asked if you ever shake the feeling of not being an adult, and this was his response. Probably the most comforting thing he could have said.

Your dad is damn right.

(via kate-wisehart)

That makes me feel a lot better actually.

(via spazzbot)

I think…. I needed this.

(via dragonmun)

yeahwriters:

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referenceforwriters:

Hemingway App

thetrolliestcritic:

Hemingway makes your writing bold and clear. 

Basically the coolest little tool to have as a writer.

This is awesome!!!

Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.
thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

Anatomy of an Apology:

1. I’m sorry
2. Here’s my understanding of how I hurt you.
3. I will never do that again.

Dream Hampton (via bobbyism)

I WANT TO TATTOO THIS ON PEOPLE

(via derbysexual)

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

anartistsperspective:

catsbeaversandducks:

The Cat Belt, for when you really need to stand up, regardless of who’s sleeping on your lap.

THE CAT’S EXPRESSION OMG

anartistsperspective:

catsbeaversandducks:

The Cat Belt, for when you really need to stand up, regardless of who’s sleeping on your lap.

THE CAT’S EXPRESSION OMG